Title: Once Upon A Crush
Author: Kiran Manral
Genre: Fiction (Romantic Comedy)
"What do butterflies get in their stomachs when they get nervous..."
"Maybe we humans needed to take lessons from the animal kingdom where all females were busy playing Prove Your Love with the Hapless males of their species before they consented to get down and dirty with them."
"Maybe marriage was a communicable disease."
"Complicated happens when bodily fluids are exchanged on a regular basis."
"... the funny wigs that airhostesses wore as part of their uniform, making them look like they were the airhostess version of Oompaloompas having emerged out of some cookie cutter airhostess factory run by Willi Wonka..."
"The scariest thing about growing up must be the realization that one's parents are closer to their date with mortality than one would like."